Dead Mans Path (P.O.V. Micheal Obi)

Wow my life is going great I'm young, married, and i have my dream job of being a headmaster of a school. everyone looks up to me and I can look down to everyone and they would have to respect me because i am Micheal Obi.
“We shall make a good job of it, shan’t we?”
“We shall do our best,”
"We shall have such beautiful gardens and everything will be just modern and delightful…”
“All our colleagues are young and unmarried,”
“Which is a good thing,”
"Why?"
“A penny for your thoughts, Mike,”
 “I was thinking what a grand opportunity we’ve got at last to show these people how a school should be run.”
Ahhhh I did a good job so did Nancy with the gardens i like the bushes the flowers and the old lady walking on then wait that intolerable.
“It amazes me,that you people allowed the villagers to make use of this footpath. It is simply incredible.”
“The path, appears to be very important to them. Although it is hardly used, it connects the village shrine with their place of burial.”
“And what has that got to do with the school?”
 “Well, I don’t know, But I remember there was a big row some time ago when we attempted to close it.”
“That was some time ago. But it will not be used now, what will the Government Education Officer think of this when he comes to inspect the school next week? The villagers might, for all I know, decide to use the schoolroom for a pagan ritual during the inspection.”
Okay that's done now lets see them get bast my sticks and barbed wire.

Three days late after Micheal was summoned by the town priest to talk about the path.

“I have heard, that our ancestral footpath has recently been closed…”
“Yes,We cannot allow people to make a highway of our school compound.”

“Look, here, my son, this path was here before you were born and before your father was born. The whole life of this village depends on it. Our dead relatives depart by it and our ancestors visit us by it. But most important, it is the path of children coming in to be born…”
“The whole purpose of our school, is to eradicate just such beliefs as that. Dead men do not require footpaths. The whole idea is just fantastic. Our duty is to teach your children to laugh at such ideas.”

“What you say may be true, but we follow the practices of our fathers. If you reopen the path we shall have nothing to quarrel about. What I always say is: let the hawk perch and let the eagle perch.”
“I am sorry, But the school compound cannot be a thoroughfare. It is against our regulations. I would suggest your constructing another path, skirting our premises. We can even get our boys to help in building it. I don’t suppose the ancestors will find the little detour too burdensome.”
“I have no more words to say,”

Two days later a woman in the village died from child birth

Oh no every thing is ruined everything is destroyed and the supervisor is coming.
“tribal-war situation developing between the school and the village, arising in part from the misguided zeal of the new headmaster.”

what i think about Micheal Obi is that he is to arrogant to listen other peoples beliefs and make do with what has been there long before he was there and is appreciated and cherished by everyone and he suffered from it by getting fired

ARE YOU CRAZY ITS FIVE O CLOCK IN THE MORNING!

“Ahh finally I just finish my 10000 card tower that took 12 hours to build I just hope nothing happens to it” (phone starts vibrating on table) CRASH God D@%G IT ugh (answers the phone) “WHAT what do you want no I don’t care that you won a life time supply of Philly cheese steaks and made them into a giant mountain no I don’t want to go sledding down it maybe later”. “Oh my god dude that call was a total waste of my time I built a tower made of 10000 cards and because you called it knocked down the tower”. “NO I don’t care that you’re sorry just don’t call back whatever bye Jack”.

“Ok now that that is over I can finally start again. Oh my god why am I still doing this at least I have 9999 of the cards done. Hey griffin come hear aww come on griffin don’t go please what a useless dog”.

“No he’s not useless you thought him how to walk away

When you want him and you also thought him to get revenge whenever someone makes fun of him like he’s doing to your cards”.

“Shut up Stephen wait what griffin nooooooo griffin oh my god”(picks up griffin and punts him out the window). “Ok let’s start again”.

“5000 cards done time to go and take a break and play some Dead Island”

“TOBY! TOBY! Are you playing Xbox again! I told you that playing Xbox gives you the retards”

“Shut up Gabe you play it too”

 “I know I do what are you playing”

 “Dead Island it looks exactly like when we were there”

“Really let me play”

“But Gabe you said playing Xbox gives you the retards”

“Its fine I got that a while ago”

“Oh that’s awesome btw after this map I got to finish” 20 maps later oh god how many was that

“like 20”Oh crap my cards” (runs to room) “oh my god not again ugh how did that even happen”

“Hey Toby are you going to still play”

“Let Stephen play”

“Fine Stephen get over hear you so don’t be a Jerry Sandusky”

“Ok wait what did you call me”

“ugh this is stupid nothing was in hear but my pedo bear doll how did the cards fall down

Whhhhhooooo flap flap  whooooo

“Aww crap I left the window open”

“Toby”

“What Gabe’

“What are you whining about?”

“My cards keep falling”

“Stephen says you should just glue them together”

“OMG Stephen that’s the most righteous and smartest thing you ever said”

‘Thanks wait what why do you guys always rip on me”

“Where’s the super glue”

“I got some”

“Gabe you carry a bottle of super glue around with you”

“Yeah you never know when you need some and its gotten me out of some sticky situations hahahahahaha get it cause its glue”

“Hahahahahahahahaha yeah thanks”

7 hours later 5:00am

“Gabe”

“Uhhh”

“Gabe”

“Dude seriously shut up”

“Stephen why are you sleeping in the same bed with Gabe never mind”

“Gabe wake up”

“whaa”

“Do you have any more super glue?”

“What no come on man ARE YOU CRAZY ITS FIVE O CLOCK IN THE MORNING!”

“Well where can I get some”

“Wait I do have some”

“Where”

“Left shoe and pull off the sole”

“Ok”

Pull

“Awesome that’s so James Bond hhahahahahaha get it cause its super glue”

“Hahahahaha yeah now GET OUT OF MY ROOM”

“Ok later”

One hour later “ YEAH ALGEBRAIC I FINISHED MY CARD STATUE OF ABE LINCON FIGHTING DARTH VADER IN A LIGHT SABER BATTLE”
"Dude that's righteous"

"I know"

"What do we do know"

"Ride off on our magical unicorns into a sunset"

"Dude yes" 

 

Riding unicorns 

 

"this is nice Gabe I'm having a good time riding our unicorns off into a sunset"

"me to when we get back we need to give Stephen a ride on the knuckle train to fist planet"

"totally" 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The reason behind the title woah?

OK the reason behind the title of this blog is i like to say woah to things that are or aren't cool and who doesn't like to say woah (don't answer that). that's the reason behind the woah but i bet your wondering "hey Patrick your awesome and all you told us all about the woah part but whats with the question mark" . right the question mark is for a question that's half of it the other half is for when i say stupid questions and if you knew me you would know i say a lot of stupid CrAzY thing that you will ether hate or thing is funny. that is the  reason behind the title.

Johnny and Dally compare contrast

What would happen if someone compared a tough hard trouble making greaser to a quiet weak abused one? The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton is about a gang of kids that have unimaginable problems and are considered worthless..

            Dallas “Dally” Winston is a rough kid who always gets in trouble. Dally is from New York City where he used to run with all the gangs and get into trouble with the police. Dally was always in trouble with the cops; whenever something happens on their side of town the cops always go to Dally. Dally’s parents don’t care about him or what happens to him. In the book Dally is the toughest and one of the oldest members of Pony Boy’s gang. If he has something to say about anything he speaks his mind and doesn’t care what anyone thinks of him but, Dally also has somewhat of a soft side when Dally comes to see Pony Boy and Johnny he says” Johnny, I aint mad at you. I just don’t want you to get hurt. You don’t know what a few months in jail can do to you. Oh, blast It, Johnny you get hardened in jail. I didn’t want that to happen to you like it did to me…” After Johnny dies in the hospital from his burns Dally is so upset he robs a store and then the police shoot and kill him. 

            Johnny Cade is a quiet scared boy who keeps his mouth shut at any sign of danger. His parents are abusive and beat him and earlier in the book he is severely beaten by the soc’s. Since he is beaten up so much his gang treats him as the pet. Later in the book he runs away with Pony boy and they stop at the park and some soc’s come and try to beat them up. During the fight while Pony Boy is being drowned Johnny kills the soc named Bob. In the end Johnny becomes a hero by saving a bunch of kids from a church that was on fire but gets crushed by one of the beams and breaks his back and dies from his injuries.

            The things that these two people have in common are that they are both in the same gang. They both die in the end of the book but in different ways. They both care about each other but only Dally shows it in the book.

            Johnny and Dally have a lot of differences and almost no similarities. Despite their differences they were friends because of the close bond they shared in the gang.

Tell-tale heart

In the tell-tale heart the narrator is degusted by an old man’s eye. He goes crazy about it and decides to kill him.

I believe that the narrator is insane because the narrator started to go crazy over an old man’s eye. The narrator plotted out a plane to kill the old man. He planed every thing that my happen and had a backup plane for every little thing that my go wrong. Over a period of time the narrator would sneak into the old man’s house and would spent many hours just trying to open the old man’s door and he did that for several days and he would just stand there looking at him. Which is pretty creepy? And there are still more things that he did. He eventually killed him after the old woke up when a beam of light hit the old man’s eye. The narrator closed the lamp and hid in the darkness then he crawled up to his bed and fold it over the old man until he died the narrator dragged the old man into the bath tub and chopped him up then hid the parts under the floor. He let in the police like nothing ever happened and went on with his life.

The narrator freaked out over a guys eye and killed him. So I think he is super crazy.

Sarah Bishop P.O.V.

Sarah Bishop is a girl living during the revolutionary war. shes only fifteen but she has to as a a adult that knows what shes doing to get through living by herself.

Sarah's older brother who doesn't have a major role in the the story is a patriot who goes of to the war even when his father doesn't want him to.later Sarah finds out that her brother was starved to death on a boat prison. Sarah's father got killed by a mob patriots and destroys there house. Sarah has no where to go because she has no house and she has no friends to stay with and her family lives to far away.

Sarah tries to seek a job at a pub. at the pub she cooks the bread and serves the customers. one day at the pub a bunch of British soldiers came in Sarah ask them if they have heard of her brother she had no luck but one man said that she go to the old sugar mill where they keep prisoners. the next day she goes they say hes not there but she could try the prison ship. the next day she went and they told her that he was hear but now he is dead. she went back to town to a inn with no name and went to sleep but then a fire started  next door and got blamed. Sarah traveled far north to get away from everyone. she found a remote town far north but she didn't find that safe so she went into a nearby forest and found a cave by a lake and that's where she  called home.

Nonstop Reading

Over Christmas I was grounded (lets not get into details about that) but over the break i was stuck in my room which is REALLY BORING and all i could do read or play with stuff in my room.  so when i would get bored with the stuff in my room i would start to reed which is okay.  when i read i got through all the books in my room  which is pretty easy to do but i would only read for 2 to 4 hours every time. by the time i got bored of reading i had to go to bed  so that's a long time for even  me to read so i m pretty accomplish-able.